I’m bringing this back because this morning it was announced that Malala Yousafzai has been officially nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.
So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?
ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading
Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.
for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:
this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit
map of British accents!!
How can a country smaller than montana have so many fucking accents?
this is why we say please do not talk about a “british accent” thank
THIS IS FANTASTIC
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
Kids these days…
Things to say during sex:
- Meat’s back on the menu boys
- Give it to us raw and wriggling
- A new power is rising
- This is a good sword
- Something stirs in the East
- Feast on his flesh
can u imagine megatron being all flustered and awkward when trying to flirt with someone and being all pissed off about it. he’s the Great Megatron. he delivers speeches almost daily. why can’t he tell a seeker they have nice wings without blushing
whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye
Make me choose: Joel or
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
If Andromeda were brighter, this is how it would look in our night sky.
They’re all out there, we just can’t see themDistance to Earth: 2,538,000 light years
its earth day, which means very soon you will see 100 posts saying “wow i cant believe earth was born 2014 years ago, happy earth day!”