ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman


imaginaryrobots:

NOW ALL OF CYBERTRON KNOWS YOURE QUEER

imaginaryrobots:

NOW ALL OF CYBERTRON KNOWS YOURE QUEER


uncreativeart:

"i still have that drawing you did for me from 6 years ago"

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cakepopfetish:

queensoybean:

babyhucks:

America: Where dudes can get unlimited boner pills that have no other medical use but women can’t get birth control pills that prevent cancers, regulate periods, help with menstrual cramping, prevent break outs, and help with cysts. 

I think it’s time for a woman’s uprising.

Yeah but last time we tried that, they told us that we were just being hormonal.


zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u


thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”


au8:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

All I can think of when I look at the last one is


benjaminhargreeves:

bubonickitten:

aromantichannibal:

cenchria:

some people say there’s a red string that connects fated lovers

psa don’t look at the notes bc there are so many people completely missing the point that these are non-romantic strings of fate and making jokes about where the red string “must be” and it’s making me really angry bc we can’t even have a good artistic representation of aromanticism without people desperately grasping for a romantic interpretation somehow

like the artist has specifically requested that people stop making this about their fandoms and romance bc it’s a personal piece about aromanticism

its great i loVE IT??? we need more aromantic… anything rlly and this is really beautiful!

benjaminhargreeves:

bubonickitten:

aromantichannibal:

cenchria:

some people say there’s a red string that connects fated lovers

psa don’t look at the notes bc there are so many people completely missing the point that these are non-romantic strings of fate and making jokes about where the red string “must be” and it’s making me really angry bc we can’t even have a good artistic representation of aromanticism without people desperately grasping for a romantic interpretation somehow

like the artist has specifically requested that people stop making this about their fandoms and romance bc it’s a personal piece about aromanticism

its great i loVE IT??? we need more aromantic… anything rlly and this is really beautiful!



kaerstyne:

star-anise:

edwardspoonhands:

Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time. 

Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like.

well that’s just painfully accurate

kaerstyne:

star-anise:

edwardspoonhands:

Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time. 

Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like.

well that’s just painfully accurate

(Source: everybodyhasabrain)


artemisfowlie:

holamorata:

baletolli:

serhior:

"the fault in our refs" by world cup 2014

Offside? Offside.

Penalty? Penalty.

It’s a metaphor you see. Suarez put someone between his teeth and doesn’t get a red card.


sophieandace:

pila-pila:

1+1 = Ed

The episode where they all became self aware


kenezbian:

the first minute of this is just gold

you can see the gears turning in Burnie’s head

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"back up"

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Gus realizes what’s happening

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HE GRABS HIS WAIST GUS NO

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Laughing

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But then his nuts get squashed

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Burnie starts rubbing him

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"No, hold it closer to your face"

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Burnie has trouble getting up

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"Gus is actually really comfortable"

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Burnie gets up

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"Solid Mexican bone, baby"

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God I love this company


gogglechild:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

idjtits:

idjtits:

are pears flammable

after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable

mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
mum: wha-
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
mum: why
me: science

#It’s science as long as you write it down

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science

[science clapping] well done friend

you forgot your data table:image

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aphgreenland:

Every fandom has that glasses character that fucking hates the world

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