I guess Rodimus is just BIGGER ON THE INSIDE
*drops the mic* *dives headfirst into dumpster*
hOLY SHIT RODIMUS
Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down
this post was so close to death who did the thing
I am going to print this out, laminate it, and keep it with my gloves and spade.
Okay this is cute.
this is how you prank
Weird how they managed to do something hilarious without being overtly racist or misogynist and while not committing fraud, theft, or assault.
Can we just talk about how useful this is but also how happy that dog is to be teaching us something. Look at that tail wag. Thank you puppy.
i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
"Not all toxic people are cruel and uncaring. Some of them love us dearly. Many of them have good intentions. Most are toxic to our being simply because their needs and way of existing in the world force us to compromise ourselves and our happiness. They aren’t inherently bad people, but they aren’t the right people for us. And as hard as it is, we have to let them go. Life is hard enough without being around people who bring you down, and as much as you care, you can’t destroy yourself for the sake of someone else. You have to make your wellbeing a priority. Whether that means breaking up with someone you care about, loving a family member from a distance, letting go of a friend, or removing yourself from a situation that feels painful — you have every right to leave and create a safer space for yourself."
— Daniell Koepke (via wordsnquotes)
the most fucked up thing is that
one of the most
i’ve heard in the longest time, and the result? the result from these men who claim that they would be all for feminism if it weren’t for all “the man hating”?
do not be fooled for one fucking second
you can be as kind, calm, attractive and male inclusive as they demand for our voices to matter and the result is the same.
these people do not hate feminism because it “hates men”, these people have historically and to this day hated feminism because it’s purpose will result in the taking away of their power.
deadpool being dadpool
This is why I argue for deadpool. Everyone who ‘hates’ deadpool is always on the ‘he’s so lol random meme haha lol’ arguement side. A lot of people don’t bother to actually read anything he’s in and miss out that (low and behold) Marvel actually writes this character really well. Its like its their job to write characters, or something.