if you abandon old dogs that have loved you for their entire life just because they are old and sick, there is a special place in hell reserved for you
(aahhh sorry, I’m not sure if it’s the 19th already where you live, it is here, but I probably won’t have internet tomorrow, so I’m sending you this now, I hope that’s okay!)
Happy Birthday! I don’t know if you remember (I hope you do, or else, this kinda comes out of nowhere and makes this very awkward), but quite some time ago, we had a short talk about Breakdown being nervous about Knock Out fingering him because of the claws, and I’ve been wanting to draw something with that for months now, so here is that something. I hope you like it!
And sorry I never talk to you, I’m shy and have nothing interesting to say. Nevertheless, I like your blog, I wish you a happy Birthday and many, many more robots for all the years to come. :3 (rolls away)
last but deFINITELY not least by ANY means of the birthday submissions
oh my gosh yes yes i remember that conversation v clearly! it’s somewhere in my askbox!! oh my gosh that was such a great conversation, oh my goodness
gosh gosh youre so so sweet and i lOVE LOVE THIS SO MUCH!! gosh look at those dorky boyfriends theyre the v best and you did sO SO GOOD!! THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!!
You’re very welcome, I’m happy you like it! X3
What people think Geoff is like:
What Geoff really is like:
If you remember
I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.
Tumblr and Puns
if someone is showing off their tattoo and it’s fresh and they’re happy about it do not fucking make fun of it i don’t care how pretentious or typical or pseudo-artsy you think it is if another human being shelled out a large sum of money to have something permanently etched onto their body and they are happy and proud of it do not fucking try to make them feel bad about it especially if it was a really big tattoo. holy shit.
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do
we’re the ones that have sex with them so i think that’s unlikely
1. Straight men are not the only people having sex with women
2. I got some fascinating news to tell you about the disappointing nature of most straight men in bed
3. Fucking women doesn’t mean you appreciate them as people, not in the slightest
Spy!Brainstorm and Sniper!Perceptor made by ps/gif master vierbryn for the tfg! Hah, a whole series of these two like this would be hilarious. Look at that gleeful little grin on Brainstorm, he’s enjoying this way too much.
we need sex ed because i have to google questions about my body
when u post something emotional or controversial and u don’t want anyone to see so u reblog a whole bunch of pretty pictures
So in the flashbacks to Cybertron before the war, they show Soundwave. He is depicted as bulkier. Those were his cassettes.
Those were his cassettes.
THOSE WERE HIS CASSETTES.
He lost them in the war, and so is thinner.